I was coming back from the club with my girlfriend and we were hooked by a bum to give him a few pennies. Surprisingly, my beloved took out a five-pack from her wallet and gave it to him, and I asked her what moved her so much, because she's usually not eager for such actions.
She answered: "Oh, because, you know, it's my ex, it's stupid to say no."
Oh, God. I'm gonna end up like this when he throws me?