I like a fairy
A few years ago, for my eighteenth birthday, I got a pack of rubbers from my friends, among other things, I was alone at the time and I joked that they would sooner be out of date before I found someone and used them.
Attention, please. Today I was cleaning up my locker and found this package - unused. And I think I predicted the future a few years ago, because I haven't found anyone so far and I am still alone. And the gums are long overdue.