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My wife is just a shon who flies to the high ground.

I have never understood why men's sexual needs are so different from those of women. All that talk about Mars and Venus... I also never understood why only men can think rationally. Last week I went to bed with my wife. We started stroking and touching under the duvet. I was already hot as hell and I thought she was, too, because what we were doing was clearly sexual. But that's when she said to me: - Listen, I don't feel like making love now, I just want you to take me in your arms, okay? I said: - WHAT?! I heard the answer. You think so? It's clear: - You just don't realize the emotional needs of women! I finally gave up and capitulated. I didn't have sex that night and I fell asleep. The next day I went shopping with my wife. I looked at her when she tried on three beautiful but very expensive dresses. Because she couldn't decide, I told her to take all three. She didn't believe her ears and motivated by my forbearance, she said that for new dresses she needed new shoes - after all, those that were marked at the exhibition with the price of 600 PLN. I said that, of course, he's right. Then she got a fart of other things. If you could see her! She was thrilled! She probably thought I was suddenly crazy, but she didn't care. I think I destroyed all the philosophical thinking patterns on which it was based when I once again said "yes" and added "a beautiful coat"... Now she was even sexually aroused. People! Her face expressed so many feelings, you'd have to see it! At this point she said with her most beautiful smile: - Come on, we'll go to the checkout. I couldn't help but laugh when I told her: - No, honey, I don't feel like all this now... to buy... Her face was pale as a wall, and even more so when I added: - I just feel like you should take me in your arms. When out of rage and hate I almost broke, I stuck the last nail: -You just don't realize the financial possibilities of normal men. Also, man, be careful who you take as your wife, you better treat every chick from above like a rag. They don't love you, they love your lettuce! And our sexual needs they don't understand and then cry and lament because "the beloved has betrayed". Woman, what else was he supposed to do if you didn't give him what he wanted??

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But guys make great men out of each other. I want to have sex, so you have to get undressed. That's funny too. Can't you control your sexual drive? We've been in bed with our guy lately, too... unfold the comment and I saw how horny he was, but unfortunately I had to inform him that for his period - unfortunately, not this week. A woman is not a fucking machine when she wants you.
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There it is.
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And if you feel like it, I'm sure your guy satisfies you every time, sometimes at least he tries to satisfy you, but if he didn't, you'd surely tell him you're not happy with him, because he doesn't satisfy you... ...and then you're gonna have to make a comment. I suppose he never refused you sex, miniskirt or finger, as a guy who likes sex very much, I can tell you that despite the fact that I love to do it sometimes I just didn't want to do it, I didn't have the strength to do it, or I never told her that I don't want to do it, or I don't have the strength to do it, I always tried to satisfy her needs, and if I didn't want to have sex I did her miniskirt or finger, because it doesn't really take much effort. The most pleasant thing for me is when I see her enjoying herself, when I hear her breathing heavily and the sounds of pleasure coming out of her mouth. Then I know I'm meeting her needs and don't even think she could ever betray me.
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That's what... I've also often not felt like having sex or just had a period, which doesn't mean I can't please my guy... And the "headache" excuse for m... ...and the commentary does not exist... And even if my head really breaks, I'm all for sex because sex is better than any medicine...
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I don't understand where you got the downside. Your approach is almost perfect. First, the mute warmed up her boyfriend, and then, this bastard, there will be no sex. I'd have my partner's behavior at least annoying... ...and then you're gonna have to make a comment. What? She couldn't satisfy the guy any other way during her period?
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Well, that's right... The downside is from the women who do not want this kind of treatment, beka because they would like to get them a star from heaven :)
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but it's a pipe! Confession of a joke
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I don't understand this menstruation as an excuse. My girlfriend has 2x more desire than normal during her period.
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Because then hormones go crazy, but most women don't feel comfortable when they have sex and something flies out of their vagina
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Why the downside here? Sex during the month even works well and relieves the pain, but not in all. A little blood is a problem, especially if the girl doesn't see a problem in it.
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Probably because some women don't want to live during their period, let alone have sex. It all depends on the woman. For me personally, the vision of cleaning up all this shit, blocking the sheet, etc., the result... The commentary is a deterrent, and those few minutes of dubious pleasure do not compensate for that.
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I know every woman endures her period differently. One dies and the other can hardly feel it.
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There are two groups of girls, one having sex during their menstruation, the other feeling uncomfortable.
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Yeah, the edges have been around for ages. The first part of the bachelorette is completely drawn from the lyrics of the caramba. We also say goodbye to a child with such confessions.
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For me, the chicks who are already making the guys red hot, and then, as if they don't say anything, "BO YES" are just idiots. And you have to treat them the same way they treat their... get the guys to comment. And don't throw all the girls in the same bag. Not all the chicks are going for the money, you gotta watch who you think you're married to. You took an empty doll, you got one too.
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The problem often lies in the fact that a guy lights up to the brim, e.g. a kiss with his tongue or sitting on his knees. Not to mention the necklines or pants. And it really doesn't have to be a sign that your bye... ...and then you're gonna have sex with her.
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This confession is a mega-scratch is from the cavalry.
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But it perfectly shows the behavior of women.
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I can't confirm that because I don't know, and he's never been in contact with sick things like that.
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It's a cool joke that I think everybody knows.
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Looking at some of the comments not everyone makes, and the fact that it's on the main one is not known to the admins either.
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Fortunately, this is just the content of an old joke, but I guess the author's intention was to convey his authentic position on the issue. So, dear author, you are an idiot. If you really think she's keeping... Explain to someone whether giving them gifts entitles you to demand sex every time you want it, just become a pimp or a sponsor, then you will have what you want. And let go of normal family life, you antisocial cocksucker, because you're not fit for it.
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I know these stories, but it's still the right thing to do. If one of the spouses does not fulfill his or her role, why should the other one fulfill his or her.
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Buying everything is not a role. And sex is done for love, not that we have to:)
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Paying for a woman's whims is a man's goodwill and not that we have to :)
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That's right. And not the role
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Maybe not a role, but it is the basis of the relationship. Even during a church wedding, she is remembered. A woman should know that there are certain ways to convince a man to make certain decisions.
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I can't believe that no woman is resorting to sex to get her husband to buy something expensive.
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Fake as old as the world.
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Pipa's you, not the guy.
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A piece as old as coal. I think the author of the confession wanted to be... Mariana...
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I heard that joke a few years ago...
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A woman may feel like it, but if she knows that she has to get up early and do some fartliard stuff, for example, she prefers to put out this desire.
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The whole confession would be fine if it wasn't for that note at the end
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I respect ingenuity
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