My wife is just a shon who flies to the high ground.
I have never understood why men's sexual needs are so different from those of women. All that talk about Mars and Venus... I also never understood why only men can think rationally.
Last week I went to bed with my wife. We started stroking and touching under the duvet. I was already hot as hell and I thought she was, too, because what we were doing was clearly sexual. But that's when she said to me:
- Listen, I don't feel like making love now, I just want you to take me in your arms, okay?
I heard the answer. You think so? It's clear:
- You just don't realize the emotional needs of women!
I finally gave up and capitulated. I didn't have sex that night and I fell asleep. The next day I went shopping with my wife. I looked at her when she tried on three beautiful but very expensive dresses. Because she couldn't decide, I told her to take all three. She didn't believe her ears and motivated by my forbearance, she said that for new dresses she needed new shoes - after all, those that were marked at the exhibition with the price of 600 PLN. I said that, of course, he's right. Then she got a fart of other things.
If you could see her! She was thrilled! She probably thought I was suddenly crazy, but she didn't care. I think I destroyed all the philosophical thinking patterns on which it was based when I once again said "yes" and added "a beautiful coat"...
Now she was even sexually aroused. People! Her face expressed so many feelings, you'd have to see it! At this point she said with her most beautiful smile:
- Come on, we'll go to the checkout.
I couldn't help but laugh when I told her:
- No, honey, I don't feel like all this now... to buy...
Her face was pale as a wall, and even more so when I added: - I just feel like you should take me in your arms.
When out of rage and hate I almost broke, I stuck the last nail: -You just don't realize the financial possibilities of normal men.
Also, man, be careful who you take as your wife, you better treat every chick from above like a rag. They don't love you, they love your lettuce! And our sexual needs they don't understand and then cry and lament because "the beloved has betrayed".
Woman, what else was he supposed to do if you didn't give him what he wanted??