My dog is weird every time I go to the toilet he always follows me.He lies down in front of me and looks at me like I've promised him a roll. I can't drive him out. (You know, if I sit down, I won't get up.)One time I got pissed off and asked Daddy Daddy why does this dog always go to the toilet with me and look like a cunt? -And how do you watch him shit? -You fucking taught him dogs aren't stupid. WTF???