Junior high school toilet adventure
This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Really, it's hard to imagine worse colostrum, and I've literally experienced it on my own skin. Skin of vagina, you might say. From the beginning. I was at school, as always, and I went to the toilet during class, to pee, change my tampon, stuff like that. We have a photocell in the school toilet that switches on when someone comes in and I've never seen a light switch or something like that. I went in, but none of this, the photocell didn't work.
It was dark as shit. So I decided to light up my phone, and I just had my Facebook page burned out, because I was sitting on it and watching something during a boring lesson. It doesn't matter, the point is that I unlocked the phone and it's only to make it light up, and I have a setting that until I turn off the screen, it doesn't darken if I'm browsing the app, so it's okay. I put it sideways on the trashcan and started the job. I pee, I just took out this tampon and put a new one in.
I went out of the toilet, took my things, washed my hands, went back into the room. And I died on the spot. Everyone was pointing a finger at me, laughing, and the teacher was throwing a bang on the table to calm everyone down.
I reported a swapping of the tampon and wiping the brooch on Facebook, with details. I don't know how, but when I turned on the apothecary to keep the backlighting on, I started a live broadcast, which was signed up for a fax and everyone, everyone, watched it, because it lasted a good few minutes, and during this boring lesson everyone is just sitting on the fb. Also this one, no.
Of course I removed it immediately and fortunately nobody made it available anywhere else, but it was enough for me that the whole class saw what they saw. I'm really ashamed of it.