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Worst date of my life. I went out with him at the café and died of embarrassment.

You don't judge a book by its cover, so I agreed to meet when I got this offer. At my age, you can't be picky anymore. Get to the point. Especially for a date, I left work a while earlier, before that, I was standing back like a guardian in God's Body, or maybe like a rat for opening a canal. Full make-up, hair, dress, heels. Well, as the young people say - shit! We made an appointment with a potential future candidate in the city centre. I can see such flesh-meals from afar, but I won't run away. I'm grabbing that bull by the horns! It was a mistake... WOMAN. Not to prolong it. The guy brought his own thermos with coffee (!!!!) to the meeting in the caf; when culturally - albeit bluntly - the staff pointed out to him that something should be ordered here, he asked for water. For the whole 10 minutes (because that was how long the meeting lasted) he talked about his mother, who is waiting for us, because she has to meet me. When I let him know that it wasn't going to be anything, because it wasn't - he got up offended from the table and said he didn't have the money to pay for the water (maybe he didn't get a pocket money from his mum?) and left, leaving me in heavy shock. I still remember that waiter's eye when I was paying the bill. Full of compassion and pity... I think it's time to take in some cat... or maybe a fish? *the boy wasn't some junior high school student, he was 30!

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Stop looking and you'll find it! :)
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It doesn't work ;) like 6 years of sam xd
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It will finally work!:)
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spoiler: it won't happen
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There's nothing worse than to look for and take what's coming...
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love alone will come but stop looking for power.
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"...error... The "WANDER" has driven Kabanosem xD
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That's a shock.
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it was the same with the entrance only about a priest.
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Good luck. I know a saying just a little bit vulgar: Have a howling** and you'll get it. .
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I recommend the dog (;
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best wishes you luck anyway
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Don't look! Love will come for you alone!
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Buy him a muzzleJoke ^Don't look for the force. Simple? Simple. Good luck!
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Don't look! Love will come for you alone!
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I think there's someone else who will make your life turn 180 degrees and you'll be happy!
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I guess not.
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Become a nun
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"The Young" don't say "stocky" anymore. If you wanted to go out on a c00l and young people, you didn't do it. And if you say it's time to look for a cat, after one date with some mama's boy, then g... please complete the commentary. The guy wasn't smart, but you don't sin with intelligence either.
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*young. . XD
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... You know what's ironic? Even a fool would have guessed that it's just...
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What's ironic about spelling? Did you write like a dyslexic? Oh...
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Irony has a lot to do with spelling. It makes it easier for those less intelligent to guess that it's ironic. Sad you must have a life...
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Well underlined "the less intelligent". . ;)And I have a very happy life, but you must be sad if they did not teach you the basics of spelling in school. . XP
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Where you see spelling mistakes, I don't know. But, well... You can see who I'm talking to, your "xd" clearly says how much IQ you have. Stupid and trying to be smart. Well, it's not working out and... ...but you'll be ashamed of yourself, not me.
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I meant "young people", then after 1.2 you can see who is uneducated and uncultivated here, and I quote "idiot". I'm ashamed of kids like you for three. Goodbye, because I'm wasting my time and my finger... ...to write off 15-year-olds like you. .
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Oh, I haven't noticed the beautiful "I'm sorry about your time. How I love it, how people lack arguments, so they write such a thing <3I still talk about age, mate, even better! <3Wiek blanket... develop a commentary that doesn't matter much, because I know children who are smarter than all those pseudo-adults who think they're awesome because they're a few more years old. So you don't fuck with that? You'll die faster, and that's the difference. I'm 25 years old myself and I'm ashamed of people like you. I prefer to be an adult, which behaves like a child, rather than an eternal stiff, who only enjoys banging se to porn and writing on some dating sites. Elo.
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I called you an idiot because that's the only one who insults another man. I've seen a lot of people who write on purpose and the truth is they don't know the spelling. And these last lines I see that you know best ... please disentangle the autopsy commentary. . P.S. I don't consider myself an adult, and your behavior only proves that you're a typical troll and all that. .
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"I called you an idiot because only a man like that offends another man." you just insulted me by calling me an idiot, so I guess you became an idiot too? Hypocrisy or stupidity? The fact that you've seen a lot of people is you... ...don't mean that everyone is like that... "Autopsy"? Ladies, now you've got it all figured out, and it's total. He challenges you for, supposedly, the lack of spelling, and he doesn't know you're writing an "autopsy" <3This is how you proved your foolishness and lack of knowledge by instructing others by making mistakes at primary school level yourself. You've dug yourself up and it's hard. That's the accent I'm saying goodbye to you. Elo.
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I think I'm an idiot, but I'm not allowed to call myself that. The self-correction failed. Actually, nobody's perfect, and I don't blame you for improving me. Farewell. .
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Well underlined "the less intelligent". . ;)And I have a very happy life, but you must be sad if they did not teach you the basics of spelling in school. . XP
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I don't believe this... It feels a mile away from being ironic. And spelling has nothing to do with it. Even writing like a dyslexic (or in correct Polish) man guesses it's ironic...
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Sorry, 2 comments not to Cb. .
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I guess it's ironic, but I didn't know what one has to do with the other. .
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Another confession about a blind date with a strange type. Another pipe, people a little more creative.
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