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The most embarrassing date of my life

Today I will tell you about the most embarrassing moment of my life. When I was a student, my peer caught my eye. A boy like a dream - handsome, funny, talented - all the girls of the year sighing at him. After a few weeks of clumsy attempts to get his attention, the heavens took pity on me. My dreamer invited me on a date. I was so happy! We decided to meet on neutral ground and on Saturday evening we made an appointment in one of the most popular pubs in the city. I was getting ready to leave for a few hours to make sure I looked perfect. I've even developed a list of topics that I can raise in a conversation to look out for a light person and read: D Hour zero has broken out, I've moved towards my destiny. The date went much better than I expected. It was great. We got great contact right away. After a couple of beers, the conversation was sticky, we just couldn't talk! Climbing to the heights of my own eloquence, I didn't even notice the moment when I overcooked a bit with alcohol. I was playing so well that I was already picking out names for our future children in my head... At about that time, the Unable Man of My Life offered shots. I was already strongly inserted, I reacted enthusiastically to this proposal and we headed towards the bar. My companion placed an order and after a while I held a clean glass in my hand. Together we made a gibberish toast, something like "Well, to this new, promising acquaintance", I still managed to send him the most buttery of my looks and I made a toast... And a meatball. As it's commonly said, "it didn't come in." I threw up on the bar in a split second. Of course, it all spread out into the four corners of the world, splashing me, him, dripping on the floor and behind the bar... In the crowded pub, the silence fell as if a poppy seed had sown, and after a while, I was unanimously and greeted. My liking gave me the look that... the Basilisk himself wouldn't get upset or hissing. "Fuck you." I took out an apology, grabbed my stuff and chased a thunderous "buuu" and ran home. It was absolutely the most humiliating evening of my life. After a few years, I'm still blushing on the memory itself. Needless to say, my or her didn't call again? Well, at least it taught me how to drink alcohol in moderation.

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Don't feel sorry for the guy. On the way home, he should still hold your hair.
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And the fact that he went on a date with her obliges him to go home and vomit?
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Yeah. Because if you go out with someone and this person gets drunk, you have to take care of them, not piss off. I'd never leave my drunken mate, let alone a girl I just went out with.
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If he wanted to drink so hard, he should take into account that she can get drunk because she is a woman after all. On the one hand okay, she should know moderation, but it can happen to anyone if they're having fun. You've never been humiliated... Explain the comments; salty melange? :P
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Shit, the truth is, I've been with so many girls in my life and I've got shit. Sometimes the number doesn't even leave the whole thing behind. The guy's cane is disgusting to you. Leave her alone, don't rub it in front of her... "unbutton the commentary" guy is not a slave
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I used to hold a cane, wipe it, take it to bed, and instead of fucking it out, life taught me one thing: next time you have to fuck it out, zero fucking gratitude I got from this type of measurement
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Good. Chicks are here to fuck them. If you're too nice, like I'll end up as a 30 year old virgin.
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With an attitude like yours, the fact that you're a virgin is not surprising...
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you have to know that candles are fucking but you also have to treat them with respect and dignity, one does not exclude the other.
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And besides, I'm a virgin, because all my life I've thought the opposite, I've thought women are asexual creatures who deserve to have sex. Like you're someone worse aspiring. Not a worthy commodity... ...and then you're gonna have to make a comment on the groove,
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I think I'm gonna fuck her up on the way to the dumpster...
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Everyone will be overcooked with alcohol once in a while... and that's when the "valuable" people help others and don't leave a drunken person to die ...
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It's not gonna happen to me because I don't drink about! And that's why I'm bugging the author.
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Exactly! It happened to me, too, after a month in a relationship. My dear boy was holding my hair and he was still with me. It was my one-time stunt, even now, after three years, we're laughing at it.
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Maybe he thought women didn't ziggle, shit and fart... ?? Because a woman can't get drunk anymore? She exaggerated. They were supposed to put her home together. If the situation had turned around and that... make a comment to make her throw up, she'd probably clean up after him... Or is he gay?) don't worry
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Or maybe they don't get it from the chicks who drink until the movie breaks or they throw up half the bar.
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Oh, who proposed the shota?
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If she had a boyfriend and some stranger would offer her to give him an ice cream, should she? After all, he proposed, and she has no brain and can't refuse.
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she was drunk and didn't refuse
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Yeah, because you couldn't refuse...
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She wrote herself that she was already on, so she didn't think to say no to the line. And you, Halred, didn't you get drunk? Well, I don't think a drunken man thinks so. Besides, something big. Anybody who happens to overcook the booze... ...and make a comment, even to a girl! Yeah, he should have escorted her away. ( same would have happened on the other side )
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I agree :)
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You've never had any alcohol? Everyone has exaggerated sometimes or will exaggerate again. Stop talking about whether or not she still had to drink. The alcoholic is not just exaggerating. We're just a little... ...and then you'll be able to make a comment on the people...
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I drank, but I know when I've had enough, not just to get fucked up. You have to have moderation and know how your body reacts to it.
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Sometimes it is impossible to predict and sometimes the reasons for vomiting in spite of alcohol may be different, so there is no point in judging others and showing them moderation. And for example, I can give my boyfriend, who drank... Expand the commentary discotheque not much and you know he vomited, but it turned out that he was caught by the intestine and at the same time, so not everything depends on the dose.
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Although you got a lesson for life :)
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At least you have a lesson ;)
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Fucked it up for home.
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He should tell people to shut up and take a taxi home and make sure nothing happened. You have nothing to regret, it's better to have that memory than a boy who doesn't support you... expand commentary:)
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First of all, boy, he shouldn't have brought her to this state!
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finally a story worthy of the anonymous ;)
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KISS THE FROG ON THE PAW!
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"my likes"
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Mm-hmm. I'm sure the DJ stopped playing because you returned the stomach contents... It's not an American movie...
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What DJ? :D In the pub?...
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I don't blame him, and I don't want a chick who's been baking to the drain. Then she gets drunk for any reason, gives her ass to a stranger and doesn't even remember it.
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And did he offer shots?
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If she had a boyfriend and some stranger would offer her to give him an ice cream, should she? After all, he proposed, and she has no brain and can't refuse.
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He talks well! :P
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You're actually good at it because you're as good as a pig and you shouldn't do that...
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