Lesson of religion
Sitting in a religion lesson you know the relaxed atmosphere. A classic tracksuit plays on the phone holding it in the "kidney". The priest noticed him and told him to bring his phone to his desk. He asked if there was a second phone. He answered that, not because he needs a second and that's what the class fool says: "Well, what's the point of one texting and another calling? And I'm like, "But, you know, there are already calls that you can do this and that.