Her lover sleeps with us in bed
Some of you will probably find it funny what I want to share with you. But I don't think so at all. I have a huge problem that's been keeping me awake. Literally.
So listen up. I am with my wife Veronica a few years after she was married, we are not married for a long time. I can't complain about my wife because she's beautiful and sexy and she likes to watch games with me. But what's the point? That crazy girl is a 100% dog. Okay, he likes coats, "no wonder" you say.
Well, it's a little strange, though, if our dog, whom he calls his son, has his own place at the dining room table. Centrally, Werka gives him a plate and the guy eats breakfast or lunch with us. When I go out with him, I have to dress him up with special shoes and a cup. This whole ritual lasts twice as long.
But it's still nothing. Listen, she's buying him baby jars. Yeah, that's the kind of ground paps he gives him and chooses his favorite flavors. It would still make me suffer and live with it, but the fact that this dog is lying in bed between us every night drives me crazy. Not that she'll lie down for a few minutes or an hour. He sleeps all night in my wife's hair - she claims to be "Winnie the Pooh's mom" and he sleeps in her hair because they imitate the hair of a dog's mother. I can't hug my Veronica, not to mention something else.
We haven't had sex since Winnie the day she was with us. She focuses all her attention on the dog, as if it were a baby, and all her libido has flew up. What's more funny, Werka doesn't like or want to have children, so it's not the maternal instinct as one might think.
My biggest problem now is the dilemma of whether to put the dog in a shelter and lie about it getting lost, or are there any other - more humane ways to get rid of the dog problem? Personally, I wouldn't have anything to do with the guy if he was alive and behaving like a dog and not my wife's lover...